This is a list of email subject headings I collected in 2006 from over 5,500 junk emails. These messages accumulated in the inbox of a work email address that had no junk mail filtration whatsoever. Its the lowest variety of spam that's immediately filtered from one's mailbox with even the most rudimentary junk mail protection. I imagine the phrases are computer generated, and the word combos are intended to appeal to a random variety of potential fake Viagra customers (though according to Harper's, only 1 in every 12.5 million junk emails results in a sale). Though they're disastrously unsuccessful at selling fake Viagra, I think they are kind of amazing and hilarious.
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- Your cash, off wheeler
- Your cash, oilcloth knife
- Critter Wrath Lovely
- Creepy...year old
- Hi, ninth formed
- Success, weasel word
- Life, yard grass
- Success, well-conned
- Future, well-blessed
- Life, wet-eyed
- Hi, middy-blouse
- Jaded elm
- Hi, panic bar
- Brutality Dividend
- Hi, nose ring
- Mental democratically
- Proclamation ovation
- Your cash, muse haunted
- Fleshy popcorn
- Your money, old gentlemanly
- :) mush rot
- your future, milk cooling
- your future, orb weaver
- your cash, oblong elliptical
- ocean sundered
- callously red-eye
- hi, one ribbed!
- Your money, pale broomrape
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